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Lordy, lordy Starbucks is 40

9 Mar

Starbucks is celebrating it’s 40th anniversary this week.  Too bad that (as far as I know) they’re not giving away free coffee.  I would like 40 cups of free coffee…

Instead, they’ve unveiled their new logo.  This has been so widely covered today that it’s not even worth linking to any particular article.  (Check any major (or even minor) news outlet.  But, what is worth noting is that this logo doesn’t involve the words “Starbucks” or “coffee” at all.  It’s just part of a siren.  I guess the siren is the new golden arches.  Maybe in a few years it will be added to the list of logos that the use to test children…  (Is there a word for that test?)

Infographic taken from (and links to) the National News Post

Also, on the subject of Starbucks, I know this is old, but I love this graphic.  Too bad This Is Why You’re Fat doesn’t update anymore…  Seriously America.  How is this necessary?  The Trenta will kill you.  Michael Pollan would not be impressed.  (Eat food?  No.  Not too much?  No.  Mostly plants?  No.  Fails all three tests.)

Speaking of Starbucks…  Did you know that there’s a Starbucks Gossip Blog!?  I guess it only makes sense as there’s (a previously referenced) one for Borders.  The “About Me” on the blog says that they’re not affiliated with Starbucks, but the whole thing strikes me as rather corporate.   A post about “how are the pre-orders for the new coffee going at your local store”?  Really?

And, I know that this post is getting rather image heavy, but this is one of the best GraphJam illustrations of all time.  (Thanks, Kanye.)  Apparently the last one is just supposed to be her nose.  Don’t worry… it took me a while, too.

In New York City’s war on crime, the worst criminal defendants are asked to pull their pants up

8 Mar

“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.”

… these are their stories.

Today’s New York Daily News has an article called “Court officers scold defendants: ‘Pull up your pants, or get out of court!‘”.  (Personally, I think my title is much more compelling.)  The article (which is basically a compilation of quotes from teenagers saying “leave me alone, old man, I can’t do what I want” and court officers and elected officials saying “young whippersnappers dress like hooligans” and presumably thinking “they couldn’t walk uphill in the snow both ways like I used to with their pants like that” – obviously I’ve taken a bit of artistic license with the quotes…), is not nearly as interesting as the comments.

As often comes up in the discussion of baggy pants, one of the commenters mentioned that they’re an emulation of prison culture (maybe originally, but I’m really doubting that that’s a conscious influence on most kids).  Strangely, no one responded by saying that, no matter how far removed, it’s probably not a good thing to reference prison culture when you’re in front of a judge on criminal charges.  Just saying, it might be worth considering…

When one commenter on Jezebel expressed concern that this policy would disproportionately effect people of low socio-economic class, another responded, “It’s targeted at a group of people who voluntarily show their underwear and happen to be of a lower socio-economic class. The fact is, being poor doesn’t mean your butt has to stick out of your pants, it’s just somehow supposed to be more acceptable or something.”   (Link to Jezebel’s article (and comments) is here.)

This calls for a mash up of Law and Order and “Pants on the Ground“.  Preferably with L&O intro autotuned.

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